Lilo's Assistant quit...and it wasn't even anything she did!

LINDSAY LOHAN'S publicist Steve Honig has quit because of her dad, MICHAEL LOHAN.

When Michael showed up at Lindsay's house for that supposed "intervention", he said Lindsay's team, including her lawyers and Steve, were behind him. 

Steve later released a statement saying they had nothing to do with it, and sources say Michael went ballistic on him which was the last straw.

But Steve issued a statement saying Michael isn't the only reason he quit . . . quote, "Michael wishes he were that important."  He added, quote, "I'm not discussing this out of respect for my client."

Then what's the point of taking it at all??

JESSICA BIEL is taking JUSTIN TIMBERLAKE'S last name!!  

But you won't really notice, because she's still going to be known as Jessica BIEL professionally.  

She'll only be Jessica Timberlake on her driver's license and things like that.

She says, quote, "Yes, I'm changing my name.  My professional name will still be the same, but for life, yes, I think it sounds great.  I think I really won the jackpot of names."

Justin Bieber said the sweetest thing everrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!!

"If we get away, we're getting away together."  

JUSTIN BIEBER and SELENA GOMEZ have to do a lot of maneuvering to avoid the paparazzi when they're out together.  But in all the chaos, Justin makes sure Selena never feels like he's ashamed of her.

In an interview for an upcoming episode of "Oprah's Next Chapter", Justin says, quote, "I never make her separate from me because I don't want her to ever feel like I'm ashamed of her.

"Because I feel like a lot of guys do that . . . especially in the business.  They don't wanna be seen with the girl, so they'll make them ride in separate cars and do all that getaway stuff.

"If we get away, we're getting away together."  Awwwwwwwwwwwwww!!!

They're over.

Taylor Swift....Conor Kennedy....donesville.