Listen here, Miley Cyrus: I am TIRED of seeing your little girl boobies and bare feet all over the place! As a woman who has not yet reached the age of 32, I know I'm a little early to be exclaiming "You damn crazy kids!" but it's how I feel. I have young cousins who, at one point, looked up to this chick and I'm crossing my fingers in hopes that they understand what a trash bag Miley has become. Beyond that, she's got a fantastic career and a pretty clean cut boyfriend, Liam Hemsworth, who seems like he's got his act together for the most part. What is this newfound sense of "My life is AWESOME... I NEED to DESTROY it?!" I know you're not reading my blog Miley/Lindsay/Britney... whoever... But, I am begging you to please understand that you've got the world in the palm of your hands and you're blowing it.